Every time i get into work on Monday, I have this deep dark feeling that I'm going to be fired that day. I'm very insecure about my job security, which is surprisingly secure.
I dreamed that I went out driving my boss's Excursion and definitely rolled it over a couple of times because of icey roads... oh man. All the doors and sides fell off, which resulted in a very pissed off boss. He paced all around all frantic and worried about his car... aaand ... in the end, he handed me a fabric receipt which had embroidered in gold: $10,000. He tells me that's what the estimated damage is.
What a car-loving boss.
This led to the next story, which involved old whiteguy mobsters trying to shoot me (?). I was in the driver's seat of a car, and the old man in the passenger seat told me to open the glove compartment. I open it, and there's a handgun there, ... so I try to grab it but he gets it to it sooner... aaand... he shoots me in the arm once, and then 4 times at a badguy who is right outside of my window. He saved my life, basically---maybe I got in his way? We're parked in front of a house, ... the front door opens and a guy machineguns the old man to death...
What a quick, generous old man.
And then I'm in the driver's seat again... but this time Sonny Van is outside of the door with a bunch of explosives strapped to his body. He's taking shots of gasoline with a bunch of terrorists, and I'm thinking to myself: "I thought he was Cambodian..." This was going to be an extra dramatic suicide however... instead of just hitting a button to explode himself, he had to light himself on fire ... While they're dousing gasoline all over him, he's just asking the terrorists: "Wait, so what do i do again?". I feel really sad that Sonny has to kill himself, but I also have this overwhelming urge to show him my new goldbar cigarette lighter. Weird. Anyway, one of the terrorists lights him up from the crotch, which I thought was kind of perverted, and Sonny jogs over to the front door of a house. I guess he's supposed to blow it up? Instead of forcing his way into the house, he knocks on the door...
Dude... whenever somebody takes a personality test, reads an astrological description of themself, or even opens up a goddamn fortune cookie, they're always like "OHHH MY GOD. THIS IS SO ME." My reaction to this is always, "HOOOOLY SHIT. Shut the hell up and dieplskk?thxbye."
Anyway. OHHHH MY GOD. THIS IS SO ME.
Chinese Zodiac (Rat):
"Though the Western rat is reviled as little more than a bottom-dwelling disease carrier, this animal is viewed much differently in the East. The Eastern rat is revered for its quick wits and its ability to accrue and hold on to items of value; rats are considered a symbol of good luck and wealth in both China and Japan. Clever and quick-witted, the Rat of the Chinese Zodiac is utterly disarming to boot. Possessed of excellent taste, this Sign flaunts its style at every turn. Its natural charm and sharp, funny demeanor make it an appealing friend for almost anyone. The Rat likes to know who is on its side and will treat its most loyal friends with an extra measure of protection and generosity.
Behind that sweet smile, though, Rats are keen and unapologetic promoters of their own agendas. This Sign is motivated by its own interests, which often include money; greed can become a problem if the Rat isn't careful to keep its priorities straight. This Sign's natural powers of charm and persuasion can definitely come in handy! Although they are often hoarders, Rats can be very generous to those in their pack, namely friends and family members who have proven their loyalty. Others might perceive them as quick-tempered and sharp-tongued, but never boorish. Verbal jousting is a great pleasure for the Rat, a Sign that everyone around will quickly learn either to love or to hate.
Rats enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside affords a view into the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This ever-curious Sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp. If boredom sets in the Rat is no fun at all, but that isn't likely; this Sign knows how to keep itself entertained.
A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves, at least sometimes. If they can develop their sense of self and realize it leaves room for others in their life as well, Rats could find true happiness."
Learn to consider others above myself? That might actually take an eternity. squeak squeak cheese
Seriously ... that's like two of the most hated names in one single US President. And the fact that he's black? Shit man~ It's refreshing to know that voters aren't complete idiots~ It's nice to see a product of the pinnacle of our education system leading our country. I hope he can seriously do some damage. massive damage on this giant enemy crab. giant enemy crab based on japanese history. flip over this crab on its back and attack its weak-point for massive damage.
